ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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