his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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