I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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