no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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