They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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