Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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