I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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