I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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