Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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