don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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