Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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