i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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