The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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