How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
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