Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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