She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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