Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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