I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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