Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
As shirtless as possible
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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