just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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