Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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