now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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