does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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