that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I just want nice things and good sex
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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