Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He felt like a one man threesome
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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