..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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