tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I think your dad took our porno
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
