I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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