Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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