and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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