i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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