last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC