3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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