I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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