the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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