I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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