More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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