just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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