I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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