everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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