so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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