Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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