I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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