I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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