There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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