I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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