It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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