i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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