seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
