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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
he quoted the bible to break up with me
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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