her vagine was all disorganized.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
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I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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