i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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