Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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