This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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