FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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