I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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