I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
only if we run a train.
done.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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