Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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